Well hey there sweet pea.
My name's Elvis.
And I am gorgeous.
I will be shakin my gorgeous thang at The Trocadero this Saturday January 22nd from 10pm.
I sure would like to dance real close with you pretty lady.
Why don't you shinny on over to The Trocadero and book yourself a ticket.
Put your pretty dress on and get ready to press up against me, Baby.
Cos I am Elvis and I am gorgeous.
Uh huh huh huuh!*
*with apologies to Elvis Presley lovers everywhere, this is officially the worst impersonation ever.